Tag: Viral

Richard Simmons Has Apologized For Sowing ‘Confusion’ With Alarming Posts About ‘Dying’ (Which He’s Not)

On Monday Richard Simmons announced he was “dying.” (Spoiler: He’s not.) It was the start of a lengthy social media thread about living life to the fullest — about telling people to “enjoy your life to the fullest every single day. Get up in the morning and look at the sky… count your blessings and […]

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Don Lemon’s Agent Denied A Report That The Former CNN Host Asked Elon Musk For A Cybertruck And ‘Equity Stake In X’ Because, C’mon, Who Wants That?

In predictable fashion, Elon Musk has been lashing out at Don Lemon. The former CNN journalist revealed that Musk had abruptly ended a multi-million dollar publishing deal for The Don Lemon Show after a testy interview where Musk was asked about his ketamine use and failure to moderate hate speech on Twitter. Somehow, The New […]

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Donald Trump Introduced A New Campaign Slogan That Will Convince No One To Vote For Him

If Joe Biden loses the election to Donald Trump this November, it won’t be because of his terrible campaign slogan. But it’s not helping. In 2020, Team Biden went with “Build Back Better.” Not bad, not great. But it’s a masterpiece compared to the administration’s 2024 slogan: “Let’s Finish the Job.” Shrug. Meanwhile, Trump introduced […]

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Trump Thinks Jimmy Kimmel Is ‘Even Dumber’ Than He Thought For Reading His Attack Post Live At The Oscars

Last week the 96th Academy Awards had everything: male near-nudity, a Field of Dreams rant, a dog. It also had a brief appearance by someone who wasn’t exactly welcome: Donald Trump. The former president didn’t appear in the flesh, but his words did appear near the end, when host Jimmy Kimmel read aloud his negative […]

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Barack Obama (Charmingly) Turned Down A Chance To Cameo On ‘3 Body Problem’

American presidents like to make jokey TV appearances, especially once they no longer have the worst job in the nation. What they don’t tend to do is act. Even Ronald Reagan, America’s big actor-turned-POTUS, didn’t return to his old job after office. (Nor has Donald Trump, despite a history of playing himself onscreen.) Still, Game […]

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A Bar In Milwaukee Is Shutting Down During The RNC So They Don’t Have To Deal With Trump Supporters

This July the Republican National Convention will descend upon Milwaukee. An estimated 50,000 visitors are expected to descend upon Laverne and Shirley’s old stomping grounds. That means a lot of commerce for the city’s businesses — and it means plenty of fans of the wannabe dictator whose brain definitely isn’t mush. But one bar would […]

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ESPN Showed A Bunch Of Very Bored Celebrities During A 16-Minute Review In Warriors-Lakers

The Warriors picked up a 128-121 win over the Lakers on Saturday night in L.A. in what may be a preview of a Play-In Tournament game later this year. The game was moving right along until the final couple minutes of the fourth quarter when an extremely lengthy review of whether Draymond Green’s toe was […]

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Cash-Strapped Trump Is Cutting Back On His Beloved, Gaffe-Filled Rallies In Order To Save Money

Does anyone love anything as much as Donald Trump loves rallies? The former president gets to hold forth before adoring crowds who swallow absolutely anything he tells them. He’ll spew nonsense, worrying gaffes, even admit he lost in 2020, and they’ll let it all slide. He even gets to dance to songs by groups that […]

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A Moviegoer Was Caught Doing Something, Um, Well, Pretty Darn Lewd At A Showing Of ‘Love Lies Bleeding’

Kristen Stewart has a new movie out. It’s called Love Lies Bleeding and it’s a romantic thriller in which she plays a shy gym manager who gets involved with an ambitious bodybuilder (Katy O’Brian). The film is noted for its in-your-face scenes of intimacy; Stewart herself has called out “run-of-the-mill” movie sex scenes, which Bleeding […]

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Pierce Brosnan Is Very Sorry He Walked Off A Trail At Yellowstone Park Causing A Whole Damn Thing

After initially pleading not guilty to two charges of illegally wandering off a nature path at Yellowstone National Park in November, Pierce Brosnan has apologized for the incident and apologized for not obeying signs. According to The Wrap, a U.S. magistrate dismissed one of the charges against the iconic James Bond actor, clearing him of […]

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Texas Followed Through With Banning Pornhub Access, And People Are Now Side-Eyeing (You Guessed It) Ted Cruz

A classic Ted Cruz fumble is springing back up thanks to Texas following through on a state-wide ban of Pornhub. Back in 2017, the senator was roasted on social media after users discovered porn in his Twitter likes. Since then, Cruz has mostly been mocked for infamously feeling to Cancun while residents of his state […]

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Alex Jones Is Fuming That Everyone ‘Misunderstood’ What He Meant When He Said That He Will ‘Eat Your Leftist A**’

Alex Jones will eat your leftist ass. Those are his words, not mine. On Wednesday, the conspiracy theorist shared something truly bizarre (even for Mr. Weather Weapon) on X. On the right side of the image is a headshot-looking photo. On the left is the quote, “I will eat your leftist ass,” proudly attributed to […]

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Katie Britt Thought It Ruled That Scarlett Johansson Played Her In An ‘SNL’ Sketch That Made Her Seem Like A Hammy Creep

Last week Katie Britt went from semi-obscure MAGA lawmaker to semi-household name. It wasn’t for a good reason. She was the poor Republican chosen to deliver the predictably chaotic rebuttal to Joe Biden’s fiery State of the Union speech, and her soliloquy — hammy and creepy in equal measure — became instant comedy fodder. Britt […]

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Possible Veep Candidate Aaron Rodgers Allegedly Also Believes In Sandy Hook Conspiracy Theories

Back in the summer of 2021, a lot of people agreed that then-Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers hosting Jeopardy! was a non-nonsensical idea. What a different a couple months makes. That fall the footballer revealed he holds a number of, shall we say, out-there beliefs. It’s probably not a compliment that wacko Robert F. Kennedy Jr. […]

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The Jets Apparently Are Not Happy With The Aaron Rodgers Vice President Thing In The Least Surprising News Of All Time

Aaron Rodgers has played all of four snaps for the New York Jets, which acquired him in a trade with the Green Bay Packers last offseason. Whether he plays any more this season is a major question right now, and it has nothing to do with the ruptured achilles he suffered at the very start […]

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‘Adult Toddler’ Elon Musk Canceled Don Lemon’s Fancy New Twitter/X Show Hours After Don Questioned His Ketamine Use In Their Interview

Don Lemon just got an inside look at Elon Musk‘s supposed commitment to free speech. The former CNN anchor was set to launch his new show on Twitter in a highly-touted multi-million dollar deal. For his first interview, Lemon naturally chose Musk who agreed to sit down for the discussion, which reportedly took place last […]

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Texas’ Governor Proudly Told Artists Boycotting SXSW Over Military Issues To Not ‘Come Back,’ But The Festival Disagrees

SXSW has found itself in a bit of a controversy this year, as some artists have pulled out of the festival due to some of this year’s sponsors, including the US Army. Texas governor Greg Abbott relished in this news, though, tweeting yesterday (March 12), “Bands pull out of SXSW over U.S. Army sponsorship. Bye. […]

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Trump Reportedly Asked Elon Musk To Buy Up His Rinky-Dink Twitter Clone, Truth Social, But He Refused

Donald Trump has always played the part of the smart businessman, but what if — and hear us out — he’s not? What if it’s all an act and he’s not all that great with money or with creating products that people want? His record of failed products would certainly suggest the latter. Truth Social, […]

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Thousands Of Roku Accounts Were Compromised As Hackers Tried To Purchase Streaming Subscriptions

Roku City used to be a safe and welcoming place filled with picturesque purple sunsets and nostalgia-fueled movie references. Now it’s just a glorified commercial. But this is how most cities evolve, so we shouldn’t be surprised. What is surprising is that the company is not very good at discouraging hackers from taking a quick […]

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Jon Stewart Found The One Whopper In Katie Britt’s Creepy SOTU Rebuttal That Few Are Talking About

Since Katie Britt’s instant classic horror show of a State of the Union rebuttal on Thursday, everyone’s taken their turn dragging it. Colin Jost not only torched it on SNL‘s Weekend Update, he even coaxed his Oscar-nominated actress wife to play her in the Cold Open. By the time Jon Stewart’s weekly Monday stint on […]

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Jimmy Kimmel Revealed How The Academy Awards Were Not Wild About Him Reading Trump’s Trash Talking Out Loud

The 2024 Academy Awards were a pretty eventful night. Ryan Gosling did a for-the-ages rendition of “I’m Just Ken.” John Cena got nude. John Mulaney talked at length about Field of Dreams. There was a dog. And, you know, some people won some Oscars. There was also Jimmy Kimmel, the show’s returning host, who kept […]

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Whoopi Goldberg Wants Everyone To Leave Kate Middleton Alone Over That Janky Photoshop

Whoopi Goldberg rushed to Kate Middleton‘s defense after the Princess of Wales got caught up in even more conspiracy theories surrounding her seemingly suspicious absence from the public eye. On Sunday, Kensington Palace released a Mother’s Day photo of Middleton that triggered a kill notice after several news agencies spotted several signs that the photo […]

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The Mystery Of Who Edited That Wonky Kate Middleton Photo Has Been Solved

The Kate Middleton conspiracy theories had already been in overdrive thanks to a dubious statement from Kensington Palace followed by a suspicious photo of the Princess of Wales published by TMZ. But just when the situation seemed to be quieting, the Royal Family reignited a media frenzy thanks to a truly bizarre Mother’s Day photo. […]

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