Kristen Stewart has a new movie out. It’s called Love Lies Bleeding and it’s a romantic thriller in which she plays a shy gym manager who gets involved with an ambitious bodybuilder (Katy O’Brian). The film is noted for its in-your-face scenes of intimacy; Stewart herself has called out “run-of-the-mill” movie sex scenes, which Bleeding […]
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Tucker Carlson Got Schooled By Some Pranksters Who Posed As Kate Middleton Whistleblowers
It’s been almost a year since Tucker Carlson was fired by Fox News, and he’s clearly been living his best life. Or maybe not. Since taking his toys over to Twitter/X, the far right rabble rouser has hit some sad lows, including interviewing such shady figures as a guy who claimed to have sex with […]
Read MorePierce Brosnan Is Very Sorry He Walked Off A Trail At Yellowstone Park Causing A Whole Damn Thing
After initially pleading not guilty to two charges of illegally wandering off a nature path at Yellowstone National Park in November, Pierce Brosnan has apologized for the incident and apologized for not obeying signs. According to The Wrap, a U.S. magistrate dismissed one of the charges against the iconic James Bond actor, clearing him of […]
Read MoreTexas Followed Through With Banning Pornhub Access, And People Are Now Side-Eyeing (You Guessed It) Ted Cruz
A classic Ted Cruz fumble is springing back up thanks to Texas following through on a state-wide ban of Pornhub. Back in 2017, the senator was roasted on social media after users discovered porn in his Twitter likes. Since then, Cruz has mostly been mocked for infamously feeling to Cancun while residents of his state […]
Read MoreAlex Jones Is Fuming That Everyone ‘Misunderstood’ What He Meant When He Said That He Will ‘Eat Your Leftist A**’
Alex Jones will eat your leftist ass. Those are his words, not mine. On Wednesday, the conspiracy theorist shared something truly bizarre (even for Mr. Weather Weapon) on X. On the right side of the image is a headshot-looking photo. On the left is the quote, “I will eat your leftist ass,” proudly attributed to […]
Read MoreKatie Britt Thought It Ruled That Scarlett Johansson Played Her In An ‘SNL’ Sketch That Made Her Seem Like A Hammy Creep
Last week Katie Britt went from semi-obscure MAGA lawmaker to semi-household name. It wasn’t for a good reason. She was the poor Republican chosen to deliver the predictably chaotic rebuttal to Joe Biden’s fiery State of the Union speech, and her soliloquy — hammy and creepy in equal measure — became instant comedy fodder. Britt […]
Read MorePossible Veep Candidate Aaron Rodgers Allegedly Also Believes In Sandy Hook Conspiracy Theories
Back in the summer of 2021, a lot of people agreed that then-Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers hosting Jeopardy! was a non-nonsensical idea. What a different a couple months makes. That fall the footballer revealed he holds a number of, shall we say, out-there beliefs. It’s probably not a compliment that wacko Robert F. Kennedy Jr. […]
Read MoreKristi Noem Is Already Being Sued For That Bizarre Dentist Infomercial She Dropped
On Monday MAGA governor Kristi Noem started her week a little unexpectedly: She dropped a bizarre, unprompted, five-minute-long video that appeared to be an infomercial for a dental chain in Texas. Noem is governor of South Dakota. Why was she shilling for dentists four very large states south of her? And given that Noem made […]
Read MoreThe Jets Apparently Are Not Happy With The Aaron Rodgers Vice President Thing In The Least Surprising News Of All Time
Aaron Rodgers has played all of four snaps for the New York Jets, which acquired him in a trade with the Green Bay Packers last offseason. Whether he plays any more this season is a major question right now, and it has nothing to do with the ruptured achilles he suffered at the very start […]
Read More‘Adult Toddler’ Elon Musk Canceled Don Lemon’s Fancy New Twitter/X Show Hours After Don Questioned His Ketamine Use In Their Interview
Don Lemon just got an inside look at Elon Musk‘s supposed commitment to free speech. The former CNN anchor was set to launch his new show on Twitter in a highly-touted multi-million dollar deal. For his first interview, Lemon naturally chose Musk who agreed to sit down for the discussion, which reportedly took place last […]
Read MoreTexas’ Governor Proudly Told Artists Boycotting SXSW Over Military Issues To Not ‘Come Back,’ But The Festival Disagrees
SXSW has found itself in a bit of a controversy this year, as some artists have pulled out of the festival due to some of this year’s sponsors, including the US Army. Texas governor Greg Abbott relished in this news, though, tweeting yesterday (March 12), “Bands pull out of SXSW over U.S. Army sponsorship. Bye. […]
Read MoreTrump Reportedly Asked Elon Musk To Buy Up His Rinky-Dink Twitter Clone, Truth Social, But He Refused
Donald Trump has always played the part of the smart businessman, but what if — and hear us out — he’s not? What if it’s all an act and he’s not all that great with money or with creating products that people want? His record of failed products would certainly suggest the latter. Truth Social, […]
Read MoreThousands Of Roku Accounts Were Compromised As Hackers Tried To Purchase Streaming Subscriptions
Roku City used to be a safe and welcoming place filled with picturesque purple sunsets and nostalgia-fueled movie references. Now it’s just a glorified commercial. But this is how most cities evolve, so we shouldn’t be surprised. What is surprising is that the company is not very good at discouraging hackers from taking a quick […]
Read MoreJon Stewart Found The One Whopper In Katie Britt’s Creepy SOTU Rebuttal That Few Are Talking About
Since Katie Britt’s instant classic horror show of a State of the Union rebuttal on Thursday, everyone’s taken their turn dragging it. Colin Jost not only torched it on SNL‘s Weekend Update, he even coaxed his Oscar-nominated actress wife to play her in the Cold Open. By the time Jon Stewart’s weekly Monday stint on […]
Read MoreA Boeing Whistleblower Has Been Found Dead Mere Days After Delivering Testimony
Boeing used to be the Rolls Royce of commercial aircrafts. That reputation has plummeted in the last couple decades, with freak accidents, mass groundings, even crashes eroding consumer faith in the safety of their aircraft. A former employee was even recently taking part in testimony about cut corners and sub-standard parts. On Monday, it was […]
Read MoreJimmy Kimmel Revealed How The Academy Awards Were Not Wild About Him Reading Trump’s Trash Talking Out Loud
The 2024 Academy Awards were a pretty eventful night. Ryan Gosling did a for-the-ages rendition of “I’m Just Ken.” John Cena got nude. John Mulaney talked at length about Field of Dreams. There was a dog. And, you know, some people won some Oscars. There was also Jimmy Kimmel, the show’s returning host, who kept […]
Read MoreWhoopi Goldberg Wants Everyone To Leave Kate Middleton Alone Over That Janky Photoshop
Whoopi Goldberg rushed to Kate Middleton‘s defense after the Princess of Wales got caught up in even more conspiracy theories surrounding her seemingly suspicious absence from the public eye. On Sunday, Kensington Palace released a Mother’s Day photo of Middleton that triggered a kill notice after several news agencies spotted several signs that the photo […]
Read MoreWas John Cena Really Naked Onstage At The Oscars?
On Sunday night, the infamous Oscar streaker of decades past almost got one-upped by Peacemaker himself, John Cena, who appeared to wear only sandals while presenting the award for Best Costuming. Cena pulled off the stunt marvelously and seemed to be a mere stumble or dropped card away from (highly blurred) full frontal on network […]
Read MoreThe Mystery Of Who Edited That Wonky Kate Middleton Photo Has Been Solved
The Kate Middleton conspiracy theories had already been in overdrive thanks to a dubious statement from Kensington Palace followed by a suspicious photo of the Princess of Wales published by TMZ. But just when the situation seemed to be quieting, the Royal Family reignited a media frenzy thanks to a truly bizarre Mother’s Day photo. […]
Read MoreJohn Mulaney Just Recounted The Plot Of ‘Field Of Dreams’ While Presenting Best Sound At The Oscars
The 2024 Oscars were dominated by Oppenheimer, as Christopher Nolan’s latest epic ran up the statue count in most every major category of the evening, from Best Director to Best Actor to Best Picture and many more. However, while it was a night to celebrate for Oppenheimer, other bits stole the show for the awards […]
Read More‘Isn’t It Past Your Jail Time?’: Jimmy Kimmel Had A Whopper Of A Live Reaction To Trump Trashing Him During The Oscars
Sure, it might feel like Jimmy Kimmel hosts the Oscars every year, but this ceremony had a high point that set it apart from all others: Ryan Gosling’s Kenergy. Also, Messi the Dog stole the show, and John Cena showed almost everything while the customary envelope opening commenced. Additionally, a certain ex-president was apparently watching […]
Read MoreThe Simple Reason Why It Feels Like Jimmy Kimmel Is Hosting The Oscars Every Year Now
This year’s Oscars ceremony began an hour earlier, so hopefully, we’ll see the final winner announced an hour earlier, too? We shall see. At least John Cena has brought some naked levity to the evening. As well, we’re seeing Jimmy Kimmel as the evening’s host again. This almost appears to be a regular gig for […]
Read MoreClassy Guy Donald Trump Mocked Joe Biden’s Stutter (After Asking Democrats To Vote For Him)
The Republican Party hasn’t exactly been the party for nice people in a very long time, but it got considerably worse after the guy who mocks people with disabilities took over. Since 2015, Donald Trump has unleashed the dark id lurking inside conservatives, turning childish nicknames and sadistic cruelty into a main feature of today’s […]
Read More‘SNL’ Weekend Update Got In On The Katie Britt SOTU Rebuttal Dragging: ‘Some Of The Worst Acting I’ve Ever Seen’
On Thursday Joe Biden delivered a fiery State of the Union address that should all but end accusations that he’s a sleepy grandpa too creaky for another term. But he was almost upstaged by the ridiculous Republican rebuttal that aired afterwards. It was delivered from Katie Britt, a semi-obscure senator from Alabama, who became an […]
Read MoreScarlett Johansson Crashed The ‘SNL’ Cold Open To Do A Devastatingly Spot-On Send-Up Of Creepy GOP Senator Katie Britt
Last week Joe Biden delivered an unexpectedly fiery State of the Union. Long depicted by the right (and the left) as a sleepy gramps, the president was instead sharp and shouty, aggressively pushing back against an increasingly hostile Republican party and their magnets understanding wannabe dictator of a leader. He even clapped back at Marjorie […]
Read MoreTrump Didn’t Seem That Happy After Robert De Niro’s Latest Frothing Attack On Him
A lot of people in Hollywood these days dislike Donald Trump. Few are as seething in their anger about him than Robert De Niro. Before he won election in 2016, the legendary actor went on an epic takedown which ended with him saying he’d like to “punch him in the face.” On Friday’s Real Time […]
Read MoreRobert De Niro Said He’d Never Play Trump Because There’s ‘Nothing Redeemable’ About Him
When Donald Trump first ran for president, Robert De Niro was, to put it mildly, not a fan. The month before he won the 2016 election, the legendary actor took part in a video in which he absolutely unloaded on him. He even said he’d like to “punch him in the face.” Has he warmed […]
Read MoreJoe Biden ‘Cooked’ Marjorie Taylor Greene’s State Of The Union Heckling With Just One Look And People Are Loving It
Despite House Speaker Mike Johnson begging his fellow Republicans to act with decorum, Marjorie Taylor Greene showed up to the State of the Union address ready to heckle. While decked out in full MAGA garb, the Georgia congresswoman was fully prepared to put on a spectacle. Instead, she got shut down by President Joe Biden […]
Read MoreKatie Britt’s ‘SNL’-Like, Tradwife-Style SOTU Rebuttal Speech Is Melting Heads Everywhere: ‘Kitchen Ransom Video’
MAGA world believes that they are doing well these days after Super Tuesday, but are they really? Extreme voices keep flying out from the peripheral into the mainstream, in a world where Lauren Boebert and Marjorie Taylor Jones used to give the most out-there takes. There’s even a far-right gubernatorial candidate that The Daily Show […]
Read MoreThe First ‘Imaginary’ Reviews Agree The Evil Teddy Bear Needs Life And ‘M3GAN’ Would Never
The first reviews are rolling in for Imaginary, the latest horror film from Blumhouse that centers around a murderous teddy bear. Unfortunately, the studio does not have another M3GAN on its hands. Based on the early reactions, Imaginary is being lumped in with a more recent Blumhouse release: Night Swim. That film was roundly panned […]
Read MoreTrump’s Own Personal Dr. Feelgood Has Been Demoted By The Navy For Being The White House Candyman, In Addition To Other Awfulness
Texas Representative Ronny Jackson has reportedly been misrepresenting his rank as a U.S. naval officer. At the time of this writing, Jackson’s congressional website claims he “retired from the United States Navy as a Rear Admiral.” However, Jackson was apparently quietly demoted to captain after an investigation into his behavior as the White House physician […]
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