Tag: Trump

House Democrats Issue Subpoena For Full Mueller Report, Not The William Barr Remix

House Judiciary Committee Chairman Jerrold Nadler (D-NY) holds a news conference on April 18, 2019 in New York City. Prior to the Justice Department’s release of Mueller’s report, Nadler requested Special Counsel Robert Mueller appear before his committee no later than May 23. Politicians, journalists and citizens alike are reading the highly anticipated report for […]

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The Alleged Mistress of Pizza Godfather Herman Cain Is Ready to Describe His Sausage to a Senate Committee

Former Presidential candidate Herman Cain speaks at a Tea Party Patriots’ ‘Road To Repeal Rally’ on a rainy day March 24, 2012 in Washington, DC.Photo: Allison Shelley (Getty Images) Ginger White is a woman on a mission. And that mission, it appears, is to keep former pizza guru Herman Cain off the Federal Reserve Board, […]

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Russia Report Catches Sarah Huckabee Sanders in a Lie and When Pushed on It, She Lies Again

Photo: Chip Somodevilla (Getty Images) The Devil’s mouthpiece aka White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders, aka Suckabee, takes all her cues from the president. Trump’s like Mr. Miyagi to Suckabee’s Daniel-san, and the president has shown his apprentice how to randomly throw in phrases that aren’t attributable to anyone and only serve to bolster […]

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#StayWoke: Don’t Let Russia Report Blind You, Trump’s Trying to Put Undocumented Immigrants Out of Public Housing

Housing and Urban Development Secretary Ben Carson (L) and Attorney General William Barr attend a First Step Act celebration in the East Room of the White House April 01, 2019 in Washington, DC.Photo: Chip Somodevilla (Getty Images) On the eve of the biggest literary release since Superhead’s first book, the Trump administration, being the cauldron […]

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HBO Tells Real Life Night King to Kill It With Game of Thrones Memes

Screenshot: Twitter HBO knows that all of us are super-hype about this last season of Game of Thrones, and yes, that includes the Night King and his White Walkers but they don’t want old blue eyes using GOT for his political bullshit. Shortly after the president’s hype man, and America’s top cop William Barr gave […]

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How the Russia Collusion Investigation Turned Into the Greatest Political Joke Ever

Attorney General William Barr speaks during a press conference on the release of the redacted version of the Mueller report at the Department of Justice April 18, 2019 in Washington, DC.Photo: Win McNamee (Getty Images) Today was supposed to be a glorious day. Today was supposed to be the day where Special Counsel Robert Mueller two-year […]

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About that Trip to Cuba … Trump Delivers Another Blow to Obama Policy, Announces Limits on Travel to the Island

President Donald Trump smiles after signing policy changes he is making toward Cuba at the Manuel Artime Theater in the Little Havana neighborhood on June 16, 2017 in Miami, Florida.Photo: Joe Raedle (Getty Images) In what can only be considered a continuous effort by the Donald Trump administration to undo former president (and best president […]

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Trump’s Still Big Mad That Fox News, His Personal YouTube Channel, Had a Bernie Sanders Town Hall

Democratic presidential candidate, U.S. Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-VT) participates in a FOX News Town Hall at SteelStacks on April 15, 2019 in Bethlehem, Pennsylvania.Photo: Mark Makela (Getty Images) President Donald Trump doesn’t like that his favorite news drama network, Fox News, decided to have Killer Mike’s best friend, Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-Vt.) on for a […]

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Why Is Ivanka Trump Visiting the Ivory Coast and, More Importantly, Why Is She Dancing?

White House senior adviser Ivanka Trump dances with traditional dancers as she is welcomed by local people on arrival to Adzope, Ivory Coast, Wednesday April 17, 2019, where she will tour Cayat, a cocoa and coffee cooperative.Photo: Jacquelyn Martin (Getty Images) Ivanka Trump isn’t the first lady. In fact, she’s merely the daughter of the […]

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You Scared? Trump’s Tweeting Fast and Furious as Redacted Russia Probe to be Released Thursday

Photo: Adam Bettcher (Getty Images) Like a rapper that knows an explosive diss track is about to be released, the president of the United States is playing reduced-stress checkers—in which they’re only six pieces on the board to prevent confusion (but he still cheats)—by releasing tweets that will help his followers know his position on […]

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I’m Gonna Go On Ahead and Count Tiger Woods’ Win as Another One for the Black Community. Cool? Let’s Fight

Photo: Kevin C. Cox (Getty Images) Tiger Woods made a triumphant return to Augusta National on Sunday, winning his fifth Master’s Tournament (and his first since 2005), becoming one of the oldest golfers to win a major tournament at age 43, and putting him three back from tying the record for most majors titles, currently […]

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Rep. Ilhan Omar: ‘I Have Experienced an Increase in Direct Threats on My Life’ Since Trump’s 9/11 Video Lie

Photo: Mark Wilson (Getty Images) In almost every area of politics, President Trump is out of his league. In fact, he’s not even in the ballpark when it comes to everything outside of putting his Diet Coke on his Oval Office desk without a coaster. But there is one area where the president surpasses all […]

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Illinois Senate Issues An Ultimatum to Trump: Release Your Tax Returns or You Won’t Be on the 2020 Ballot

Photo: Alex Wong (Getty Images) The Illinois Senate has put its foot down strong in the paint. On Thursday, the Democratic-led Senate proposed a deal that anti-Trump fans can get behind—either Trump releases five years’ worth of his personal income tax returns so they can see how many rubles he received from Russian oligarchs or […]

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We Need to Talk About President Trump’s Sister Maryanne

Federal judge Maryanne Trump Barry, sister of President Donald Trump, arrive to view the 58th Presidential Inauguration parade in Washington, Friday, Jan. 20, 2017.Photo: Pablo Martinez Monsivais (AP Images) Trump has a sister. (Who knew?) Her name is Maryanne Trump Barry. Imagine Trump wearing a powdered wig combed back with a puff on top, and […]

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Trump Administration Wanted to Release Detained Immigrants to Sanctuary Cities to Target Those Who Opposed the President’s Border Wall: Report

Photo: Alex Wong (Getty Images) Because the Trump administration takes its cues from The Walking Dead and thus believes that immigrants crossing the border are akin to zombies, a new report reveals that Trump officials tried to pressure the Department of Homeland Security into releasing walkers detained immigrants into sanctuary cities as retaliation against those […]

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Former Migrant Baby Stealer Kirstjen Nielsen’s Colleagues Think She’s ‘Completely and Totally Unhirable’

Outgoing Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen walks out of her home to speak to the media on April 08, 2019 in Alexandria, Virginia. President Trump announced the departure of Nielson on Twitter after the two met at the White House on Sunday.Photo: Mark Wilson (Getty Images) Former Homeland Security Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen, thief […]

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Lawyer Michael Avenatti Indicted on 36 Charges, Including Embezzling Settlement Money From a Paraplegic

Photo: David McNew (Getty Images) Michael Avenatti at one point was looking like a young Jon Snow, posed to take down the Trump administration. And now he’s out here looking like Ramsay Bolton. A federal grand jury in California has indicted the former attorney for Stormy Daniels on 36 counts, including embezzling from a paraplegic […]

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Wait, What? Attorney General Claims Spying Occurred on Trump’s Campaign Then Provides No Evidence

Attorney General William Barr testifies before the Senate Appropriations Committee in the Dirksen Senate Office Building on April 10, 2019 in Washington, DC. Barr is appearing before the Senate committee one day after testifying to the House where he faced many questions about the Mueller report.Photo: Mark Wilson (Getty Images) Attorney General William Barr, who […]

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Trump Calls Mueller Probe an ‘Attempted Coup’ In Another Unhinged Rant That’s Become a Staple of His Presidency

After taking a shower in pig vomit and playing a full game of golf in the Oval Office in which Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.) held the president’s golf tee in his mouth while wearing only an adult diaper, the president claimed on Wednesday that special counsel Robert Mueller’s investigation was nothing more than an “attempted […]

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Trump Keeps Lying on Obama’s Good Name, Claims the Former President Separated Migrant Families at the Border

Photo: Win McNamee (Getty Images) According to President Trump, former President Barack Obama is a Kenyan operative who used a fake birth certificate to run for office. Once elected, he took babies from migrant families attempting to cross the border into the United States and Trump is the one who stopped it. The latter is […]

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