Tag: viral

Trump Sued Mary Trump (And ‘The New York Times’), So She Called Him A ‘F*cking Loser’

When all else fails, sue. That’s long been Donald Trump’s philosophy. Last year, after he lost re-election by several million votes, he clogged the courts with lawsuits, most (if not all) of them frivolous, most (if not all) of them laughed out of the room. (Meanwhile, he and many of his associates are facing genuine […]

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People Are Mourning The Passing Of Willie Garson, Best Known As Stanford Blatch On ‘Sex And The City’

Willie Garson, the character actor best known as Carrie Bradshaw’s stylish male best friend Stanford Blatch on Sex and the City (and its forthcoming revival), passed away, it was reported on Tuesday. He was 57 years old. Born in Highland Park, New Jersey, Garson studied theater at Wesleyan and acquired an MFA from Yale Drama […]

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People Are Showering ‘Elvira’ Star Cassandra Peterson With Love After She Revealed Her 19-Year Relationship With A Woman

For decades, the actress, writer, and singer Cassandra Peterson has been better known as her alter ego: Elvira, the horror hostess with the big hair and Mae West quips. She became a household name with the ‘80s horror movie show Movie Macabre. But there’s something else she kept close to the vest: In her new […]

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Mitch McConnell Reportedly Enjoyed The Hell Out Of Trump Being Called A ‘F*cking Moron’ By Former Secretary Of State Rex Tillerson

Peril, the new book by Bob Woodward and Robert Costa, hits bookshelves today and is guaranteed to include a couple of major bombshells and some laugh-out-loud commentary about Donald Trump’s lame duck period and the fraught transition between the Trump and Biden administrations. Details from the book have been leaking out over the past several […]

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Trevor Noah Announced ‘The Daily Show’s Second Annual ‘Pandemmy’ Award Nominees

You can keep your outdated “there’s a fly on Mike Pence’s head” sketch and other 2021 Emmy Awards shenanigans. On Monday night, as The Wrap reported, Trevor Noah announced that his own awards show is making a comeback: the second annual Pandemmys are here! While a “second annual” anything might seem like a good thing, […]

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Tucker Carlson Thinks Military Vaccine Mandates Are A Satanism-Inspired Plot To Target Christians And ‘Men With High Testosterone Levels’

With no new developments being reported about Nicki Minaj’s cousin’s friend’s swollen balls, Tucker Carlson had to go back to talking about his other favorite topic on Monday night: those pesky vaccine mandates. This time, his target was the U.S. military. Several weeks ago, the Biden administration announced that it would be requiring all U.S. […]

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People Are Losing It Over A Bonkers Breitbart Op-Ed Essentially Accusing Democrats Of Tricking Conservatives Into Being Anti-Vax So They’ll Die Of COVID

For years, far right sites like Breitbart News have sowed distrust in journalists, in Democrats, even in experts. They’ve taught their readers that these people aren’t only wrong but evil. Then a once-in-a-century pandemic happened. And when journalists, Democrats, and experts told them to take it seriously, to mask up, to get a vaccine, they […]

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Trump Is Reportedly So Mad At Mitch McConnell He’s Trying To ‘Depose’ Him, But Republicans Refuse To Play Ball (So Far)

Since leaving office in January, former president Donald Trump has been angry with a lot of people. But one of them he hates more than most: Mitch McConnell, the Senate Minority Leader who lost his Majority position in part thanks to Trump. He’s been trashing him for the better part of 2021. But recently he’s […]

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Mark Zuckerberg Allegedly Agreed To Not Fact-Check Trump On Facebook, Turning It Into A Haven For ‘State-Sanctioned Conservatism’

The movie The Social Network depicted Mark Zuckerberg as a sniveling coward who was bad with women. Zuckerberg laughed off the depiction, claiming it was false. Maybe he was right. After all, what we’ve learned about him since has been far, far worse. Today, Facebook is a haven for misinformation about election fraud, COVID-19, and […]

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The St. Louis Couple Who Waved Guns At BLM Protesters May Wind Up Losing Their Law Licenses

A number of people became famous during last summer’s Black Lives Matter protests, not all of them for good reasons. Two of them were Mark and Patricia McCloskey, a pair of lawyers from St. Louis who waved guns at protesters who had entered their gated community. The two wound up getting off scot-free, even becoming […]

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A New Orleans Man Has Been Arrested For Threatening To Kill The City’s Mayor Over Trash Going Uncollected For Weeks Post-Hurricane Ida

New Orleans and the rest of the Gulf Coast are still dealing with the after-effects of Hurricane Ida, which swept through the region and headed north in late August to disastrous effect. Cities as far away as Philadelphia and Boston saw storm damage, but New Orleans and Louisiana, in particular, have dealt with lost power, […]

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Rootin’ Tootin’ Lauren Boebert’s Hysterical ‘WE ARE BEING INVADED!’ Tweet Got Buried In An Avalanche Of Scorn

Embattled Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO) makes Twitter her bread and butter these days, and she’s striking out at every turn. Last week’s disastrous toilet joke and her recently earned horrific nickname should have also prompted her to take a break, but she’s also been blaming God for her place in Congress and failing at fashion […]

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Conan O’Brien Appeared To Randomly Troll A Television Academy Exec Who Was Giving A Speech At The Emmys

The Emmys were back to being in-person after last year’s mostly virtual show, and things couldn’t help but be a bit awkward. There was Rita Wilson rapping. There were some dicey pre-taped comedy bits. But some of the night’s highlights, like Jason Sudeikis roasting Lorne Michaels, were purely spontaneous. One of the most out-of-nowhere moments […]

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Rita Wilson Rapping To Biz Markie At The Emmys Has Melted Everyone’s Brains

The Emmys had to do things a bit differently last year. The pandemic was in full swing, vaccines were still a ways away, and everyone had to stay home, accepting awards in their basements while wearing jammies (or kimonos). The show was back to in-person this year, and right away things seemed….weird. Few could have […]

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Jake Tapper Repeatedly Grilled A GOP Governor Over Sky High COVID Cases In His State: ‘Your Way Is Failing’

The Delta variant continues to run roughshod over parts of the nation that still refuse to take the pandemic seriously. (Or maybe it should be called “the DeSantis variant.”) Right now the national hotspot is Mississippi. AP News recently reported that the Southern state has the highest COVID death rate in the country. And when […]

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People Are Freaking Out Over A Video Of Idris Elba Praising The Bond Film ‘Goldeneye’ Back In 1995

Daniel Craig’s final stint as James Bond is finally, after a year-and-a-half delay, hitting theaters in a couple weeks. After No Time to Die drops, the future is unclear for the franchise. Craig’s replacement has still yet to be chosen, although for years many fans have called for one person in particular: Idris Elba. Trouble […]

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A Rally In Support Of The Jan. 6 Rioters Drew So Few People That They Were Outnumbered By Law Enforcement And Reporters

What could have been a second Jan. 6 turned out to be nothing much at all. According to The Washington Post, a rally entitled “Justice for J6,” in support of the more than 500 people (among them “QAnon Shaman”) charged in connection with the Capitol riot that put a disgraceful end to Donald Trump’s presidency, […]

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A Conservative Activist Who Once Said Eating ‘Bad Fajitas’ Is Worse Than COVID Is Now Pleading For Prayers As She Battles A ‘Brutal’ Case Of The Virus

It’s become an all-too-familiar pattern: Far-right personality downplays, even brushes off the pandemic and trashes the vaccines. Far-right personality then tests positive. (Some of them even die.) So this shouldn’t be surprising: Laura Loomer, the far-right, anti-Muslim conspiracy theorist, who once said “bad fajitas” were worse than COVID, now has COVID. As per The Daily […]

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A $100 Million Loan To Trump Tower Has Been Placed On A Bank ‘Watch List’ Due To The Building’s Shrinking Occupancy

Time was that Donald Trump at least appeared to be one of the most successful people in the world. Then he became president. Now his financial future is in jeopardy. Along with the numerous legal cases plaguing him (including one from Capitol police officers over the lead-up to Jan. 6), he now has this: Trump […]

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Trump Reportedly Lost His Sh*t When His Defense Secretary Expressed Concerns Over Using The Military On BLM Protesters: ‘I Don’t Give A F*ck!’

In case you forgot how terrible of a boss former President Donald Trump was during his time in office, here’s an anecdote to remind you. According to a new book (via Business Insider) from Washington Post reporters Bob Woodward and Robert Costa, Trump constantly unleashed on his top advisors but, one of the worst profanity-laced […]

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Experts Gave The Okay To Kill Invasive Lanternflies And The Internet Responded With Bug-Related Bloodlust

Invasive species are, well, our fault. If you’re a human reading this, at some point your ancestors probably thought taking a tree or animal from one place and putting it somewhere else was a harmless idea. Someone planted bamboo on Cape Cod and thought nothing could go wrong. Zebra muscles make water cleaner, that’s good […]

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A Texas Christian Lady Went To A School Board Meeting And Proudly Proclaimed That She’s Never, Ever Had Anything Put In Her Butt

With schools back in session as the Delta variant continues to spike cases across the country, school board meetings have essentially descended into battlefields where angry parents routinely show up to rail against mask mandates. Some of these encounters have gotten downright nasty and many have required the police to show up and physically remove […]

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Anti-Vax Politician Madison Cawthorn Got Roasted For Saying Americans Have A ‘Constitutionally Protected’ Right To Fly In Airplanes

Madison Cawthorn, a federal employee playing an important part in the democratic process as an elected official in the US House of Representatives, seems to know staggeringly little about how government actually works. Especially the US Constitution. The representative from North Carolina appeared on a right wing news network on Thursday to invent protections against […]

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Ana Navarro Zinged Tucker Carlson For His Defense Of Nicki Minaj Over Her Cousin’s Friend’s Balls

While discussing Tucker Carlson‘s obsession with Nicki Minaj‘s cousin’s friend’s allegedly swollen testicles, The View guest host Ana Navarro dropped probably one of the greatest lines in the daytime talk show’s 25 years on the air. It was so good that it left Whoopi Goldberg nodding in approval while slapping the table. The hilarious moment […]

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‘SNL’ Vet Jim Breuer Went On Tucker Carlson To Rant About Vaccines (And Demons), And All People Did Was Make Goat Boy Jokes

Tucker Carlson has been having a real Mad Libs week. The Fox News host has spent multiple shows talking obsessively about Nicki Minaj’s cousin’s friend’s testicles. And on Wednesday he invited the guy who played “Goat Boy” on SNL a quarter century ago to talk about a public health crisis. Over the weekend, Jim Breuer […]

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People Can’t Believe Nicki Minaj Shared A Video Of White Supremacy Theory-Endorser Tucker Carlson

We’re on Day Three of Nicki Minaj-gate, and it’s still taking unpredictable, Mad Libs-y turns. It all started with the annual Met Gala (obviously). The rapper was not in attendance, and as the festivities began, she took to Twitter to explain why: She wasn’t vaccinated. She then claimed that a cousin’s friend had some problems […]

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Octavia Spencer Has Apologized To Britney Spears After That Prenup Joke About Her Engagement

Britney Spears has been through a lot. But things for her seem to finally be back on the up-and-up. Her lengthy conservatorship battle, which saw her trying to wrestle free from the legal clutches of her father, seems to be coming to an end. And she’s now engaged, having said yes to Sam Asghari, her […]

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Ellen Barkin (And Others) Flash-Fried Ted Cruz For Lauding Larry Nassar’s Sexual Assault Victims While Also Supporting Texas’ Nutso Abortion Law

Ted Cruz got smoked last week while attempting to feud with Patton Oswalt, so we might as well keep the party going by highlighting how Ellen Barkin’s coming for him. On Wednesday, Cruz (for whatever reason) gave remarks following Senate testimony from Olympic gymnasts (including McKayla Maroney and Simone Biles) about how FBI agents not […]

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Paranoia Seems To Be Running Wild Amongst MAGAs Like Roger Stone That The Upcoming DC Rally For Jan. 6th Insurrectionists Is ‘A Setup’

As MAGA followers prepare to descend on Washington D.C. this weekend for a rally they’ve dubbed “Justice for J6,” one key figure who absolutely won’t be in attendance is Trump hypeman Roger Stone. The political lobbyist and convicted felon gave an interview to Russia Today (via Mediaite) from his home in Florida on Wednesday where […]

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Trump’s Latest Batsh*t Conspiracy Theory: Obama Is Secretly ‘Running The Government Now…According To Many’

In September 2020, Donald Trump promised that if he lost the presidency to Joe Biden, “I’ll never speak to you again. You’ll never see me again.” If only! Instead, the former president is saying yes to every interview opportunity to worm his way back into some kind of spotlight, whether that’s by serving up some […]

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Rootin’ Tootin’ Lauren Boebert Should Have Thought Twice About This Toilet Joke That She Meant As An Insult To Democrats

Embattled Republican Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO) is still the Energizer Bunny Who Does Not Care when it comes to Twitter. In the past week alone, she’s earned a horrific nickname, essentially blamed God for her place in Congress, and failed at fashion criticism. That’s after her praise of the Taliban and misguided use of “patriots” […]

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