Tag: William Barr

Trump’s Tweets Worked: Roger Stone Sentenced to 40 Months in Prison

Photo: Chip Somodevilla (Getty Images) Roger Stone, the longtime ally of President Trump who unironically dresses like a 1920 gangster and a traveling magician had a child, was sentenced to just 3 years and 4 months in prison Thursday, for crimes involving the special counsel’s investigation into Russia’s remix of the 2016 presidential campaign. Stone’s […]

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Attorney General William Barr Isn’t Quitting. He Just Wants People to Think He’s Still a Man

Photo: Drew Angerer (Getty Images) Attorney General William Barr, aka Evil Fred Flintstone, aka The White Unsullied, walked out of his Senate confirmation in January 2019 and into the White House where he gave President Trump a gift. Turns out that gift was Barr’s balls as he’s not used them since becoming attorney general and […]

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All 4 Roger Stone Prosecutors Resign From Case as Trump Congratulates DOJ Head for Cutting His Boy Some Slack

Roger Stone out here looking like a villain in an overseas Parody of “Harry Potter and the Unfit President.” Photo: ANDREW CABALLERO-REYNOLDS (Getty Images) At this point, I’m not sure why Trump is making Attorney General William Barr dance so hard. Maybe he likes watching Barr’s stomach jiggle. Maybe he enjoys knowing just how far […]

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Is the CIA’s Director Going Full MAGA?

When President Trump called in his State of the Union address for legislation that would allow crime victims to sue sanctuary cities for offenses committed by undocumented immigrants, CIA Director Gina Haspel rose to her feet, clapping. It was an unusual display of partisan spirit for the nation’s top intelligence officer, especially as it concerned […]

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The Department of Justice Gave Over $500,000 to ‘Hookers for Jesus.’ I Wish I Was Joking

Attorney General William Barr participates in a press conference at the Department of Justice on February 10, 2020 in Washington, D.C.Photo: Sarah Silbiger (Getty Images) I believe in hookers. I also believe in Jesus. I believe that both of them are doing the Lord’s work. However, I don’t believe that the Department of Justice should […]

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