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Here’s How Charles Manson Will Actually Fit into ‘Once Upon a Time in Hollywood’

Ever since news of Quentin Tarantino’s next movie Once Upon a Time in Hollywood broke, we’ve known two things: It would have a brain-bleedingly stacked cast and something to do with Charles Manson. Slowly, the details rolled out—Margot Robbie signed on to play actress and Manson victim Sharon Tate, Dakota Fanning came on board to […]

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A Parrot Got Detained for Yelling ‘Police’ to Warn Its Owners About a Drug Raid

Police in Brazil took an alleged drug dealer’s pet parrot into custody this week after the bird spotted cops preparing to raid his house and screamed at his owners to watch out, the Guardian reports. The loyal bird reportedly cawed “Mama, police!” in Portuguese as cops were preparing to raid the home of two suspected […]

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Rami Malek Is the Perfect Villain for the New Bond Movie

Bond image via IMDb. Malek photo by Mike Marsland/Mike Marsland/WireImage It’s been four years since James Bond chased some dude around Mexico City and got a weirdly depressing origin story in Spectre, and now it looks like the guy is coming back to fight a maniacal version of Rami Malek, apparently. Rumors about the 25th […]

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Oh God, It Looks Like NBC Might Pull ‘The Office’ off Netflix

The Office went off the air in 2013, and those last few years were deeply, excruciatingly shitty, but the show has somehow found an almost mythic second life on Netflix. People still fall asleep to the sweet sounds of Dunder-Mifflin every night, pen think pieces about the success of the Michael Scott Paper Company, and […]

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Watch Nic Cage Scream ‘Purple Rain’ at Karaoke After Annulling His Marriage

Nic Cage has had an exceptionally weird month, and that’s saying a lot for a guy who was stalked by a mime and once woke up to a naked stranger eating a Fudgesicle on his bed. Back in March, Cage got hitched to makeup artist Erika Koike for a whirlwind four-day marriage that he immediately […]

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This ‘GoT’/’Sesame Street’ Crossover Would Be Way Better if Elmo Killed a Guy

Sesame Street packed up Hooper’s Store and rolled Oscar’s can over to HBO way back in 2015, but for some reason, it’s taken until now for the world to get some sweet, sweet Game of Thrones and Sesame Street crossover action. On Thursday, Elmo made his way over to King’s Landing, where he decided to […]

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The Amount of Poop on San Francisco’s Streets Has Hit an All-Time High

Toilet image by Erik Wilson/Getty. Map screenshot via Open the Books. For the past decade, San Francisco’s streets and sidewalks have been increasingly plagued by piles of human shit—and the poop problem is just getting worse. The city officially put together a so-called “poop patrol” task force back in 2018 to deal with the problem, […]

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Watch Tucker Carlson’s Unhinged Rant About Eating Buttigieg Like a ‘Hearty Stew’

Tucker Carlson is a man who, by all accounts, says some truly, deeply unhinged shit. There was the horny panda bit, the time he proudly told a guest to go fuck himself, and his recent tirade about how our nation’s youths will soon think “9/11 was committed by white supremacists.” Now, the Fox News anchor […]

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Call Pepe Silvia: Mac from ‘Always Sunny’ Was in ‘Game of Thrones’ Somehow

McElhenney photo by Gabriel Olsen/WireImage. Game of Thrones image courtesy of HBO. Sunday night’s premiere of Game of Thrones was a fantastic reset for the series after a lame-ass last season. But amid all the reunions and dragon-riding and blood relatives banging, there was one major development that threatened to rock the entire franchise to […]

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The ‘GoT’ Designers Just Broke Down Every Detail in the New Title Sequence

Game of Thrones is back, and what a goddamn way to kick off the final season. Sunday night’s episode has already been dubbed the best season premiere since the pilot, packing in a herculean amount of reunions and revelations into its comparatively short runtime: Jon and Arya back together again! Jon riding a goddamn dragon! […]

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Ray J’s Dog ‘Boogotti’ Got Kidnapped, and We Will Not Rest Until He Is Returned

Ray J image via Brad Barket/BET/Getty Images for BET; photo of Boogotti via Ray J’s Instagram Ray J is a man of many talents. He’s a singer, an e-scooter mogul, and a viral marketing guru, among other things—but amid all that, the guy still has time to be a dedicated, loving pet owner. Ray J […]

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Our First Look at Young Tony in the ‘Sopranos’ Movie Is Promising as Hell

James Gandolfini image by Jason LaVeris/FilmMagic. Michael Gandolfini photo via FilmMagic/FilmMagic for HBO The first set photos from HBO’s upcoming Sopranos prequel movie are here—and Michael Gandolfini, as one would expect, makes for a perfect young Tony Soprano. The movie, which was originally titled The Many Saints of Newark but is now weirdly just called […]

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We Regret to Inform You That ‘Game of Bones 2: Winter Came Everywhere’ Exists

The season premiere of the eighth and final season of Game of Thrones is still a few days away, but the noble porn artisans at WoodRocket have just what you’re looking for to tide you over until Sunday… if what you’re looking for are, uh, bad wigs, terrible jokes, and a bunch of people in […]

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Unsurprisingly, Someone Almost Got Axed at an Axe-Throwing Bar

Pause for a moment, if you will, to consider the simple brilliance of the axe-throwing bar. It’s an obvious idea, in retrospect: Who wouldn’t want to go out, get plastered, and fling extremely sharp, potentially fatal objects against a wall? What more could you want? What could possibly go wro—oh, right. Basically everything. Case in […]

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Please Adopt Barsik, This 41-Pound Chungus of a Cat

If you’re still salty about losing the sweepstakes to adopt Bruno the “extremely high maintenance” cat, fear not. A new chonky boy has entered the fray. Meet Barsik, an “extremely obese” cat who weighs in at a staggering, almost unfathomable 41 pounds, according to the Animal Care Centers of NYC. That puts him at a […]

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A Cop Allegedly Came to Work Drunk and Volunteered to Test the Breathalyzer

Last Thursday, a bunch of cops got together for a routine Michigan State Police training. When an instructor asked someone to help them test out a breathalyzer, one officer happily volunteered—and then allegedly blew a goddamn 0.08, ABC affiliate WXYZ reports. Apparently, the whole thing happened during a class on blood alcohol concentration levels and […]

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Alec Baldwin Is Threatening to Run for President Now, May God Help Us All

We’re still a year and a half away from the 2020 election, but the thing is already devolving into a monumental shit show. On Monday, Alec Baldwin threatened to bring the whole debacle to its worst—and probably logical—next step by floating the prospect of throwing his hat in the ring, too. Brace yourselves: He pitched […]

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Oh Good, Yet Another ‘Walking Dead’ Spinoff Is in the Works

The Walking Dead will never die. On Monday, AMC announced plans for yet another zombie spinoff based on a TV show that was based on a graphic novel that, uh, wasn’t exactly groundbreakingly original to begin with, Variety reports. All ideas now are just reanimated corpses of old ideas, everybody! The as-yet-untitled show will reportedly […]

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Trump Apparently Can’t Wait to Write a Tell-All Memoir Once He’s Out of Office

Apparently Donald Trump isn’t too busy crusading against windmills and picking posthumous beefs with former first ladies to start plotting ways to cash in on his presidency once he’s out of office. According to the Daily Beast, Trump has been talking about penning a tell-all memoir since his first months in the White House—and the […]

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Hell Yeah, John Cho Is Playing Spike Spiegel in Netflix’s ‘Cowboy Bebop’

Image of Spike via Bandai Visual Company / IMDB; photo of Cho by Mike Marsland/Mike Marsland/WireImage A few months after Netflix announced it was making a live-action version of Cowboy Bebop (for better or worse), the streaming service put out the first of its cast list—and from the looks of this thing, the show’s shaping […]

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