Weary traveler, welcome. We know you’re into the classics when it comes to Valentine’s Day—you’re in the floral aisle, for goddess’ sake—and we respect that. That tells us you’re an intentional gifter who wants their presents to arrive on time, and you stick with the original plot of the V-Day movie: FLOWERS. And before you […]
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These 15 Brands Make Cool Jewelry (That You Should Gift to Us)
What is it about tiny, sparkly rocks that express so succinctly a particular strand of classic romance? We don’t know; we’re just talking monkeys floating on a rock in space, and somehow, shiny little adornments have become an important form of both currency and communication when it comes to the language of love. But good-quality […]
Read MoreKenny G’s Guide to the Best Romantic Gifts (and They Are Saxy)
Every day at closing time across China, the song “Going Home” by Kenny G trickles out of speakers in offices, malls, and restaurants to signal the workday’s end, as it has done for the past 30 years. That one of the saxophone superstar’s 1980s songs should continue to resonate so far—and so consistently—from his American […]
Read MoreWhere to Buy Lingerie for Valentine’s Day (That Isn’t Sleazy or Corny)
Valentine’s Day is just around the corner, and the cardinal rule of giving “sexy” gifts is know thy partner. Some of our beloved boos would love nothing more than to open a tissue-filled box and find a scarlet pair of crotchless panties, while others would drop dead of mortification (then dump you once resuscitated). Fancy […]
Read MoreThe Best Gifts for Each Astrology Sign on Valentine’s Day
Congratulations, dude. You must really be in love, because if you’re at the point in your relationship or situationship where you’re browsing for the best V-Day gifts per astrological vibes, you are whipped in the cuddle sauce and don’t care who knows it. Maybe you’re here, in an astrology V-Day gift guide, because your partner […]
Read MoreThe Best Valentine’s Day Gifts for Your Boyfriend, Husband, or Deli Man
So, what are the best Valentine’s Day gifts for Men™, other than a jar of dirt filled with gold Krugerrands? We asked a whole bunch of real life dudes what the best gifts they’ve ever received are, and they swore by everything from gardening tools to flasks that won’t quit. But what about the V-Day […]
Read MoreThe Best Valentine’s Day Gifts Under $50
Remember how your girlfriend cried when you forgot it was your three month anniversary? Well, the same goes for online shopping in preparation for Valentine’s Day 2023, which means you should order those salted caramels and blown-glass dildos sooner, rather than later, to make sure your sweetheart—be it your lover, BFF, or the tortured sea […]
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15 Getaway Ideas for a Weird, Wonderful, Non-Traditional Romantic Vacation
You’re not like most couples on Valentine’s Day [uncorks Shrek butt plug], which isn’t to say you don’t dig a classic couple’s vacation activity, but we think you can do better than the old beachside massage package/wine tasting/hot air balloon venture (does anyone actually do that outside of Santa Fe or The Bachelor?? Let us […]
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The Best Valentine’s Day Gifts Under $100
All the best stuff for under $100. We know, we know: “Valentine’s Day was invented by Hallmark to sell cards!!” But this year, take a breath, log off Twitter, and accept the fact that Valentine’s Day is happening whether you like it or not—so you might as well embrace it. Now, if you’re griping because […]
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