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Who Said It: Rudy Giuliani or Barry Zuckerkorn?

Rudy Giuliani is a fascist, a creep, and a pathetic, craven, evil little man. He’s also a truly terrible and incompetent lawyer. He shares the last quality (and a proclivity toward perversion) with Barry Zuckerkorn, the Bluth family’s defense attorney on Arrested Development. See if you can tell which moronic lawyer said what.

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Who Said It: Mike Johnson or Ned Flanders?

Mike Johnson, the Louisiana representative who became speaker of the House in late October, and Ned Flanders, the “diddly”-spewing neighbor of the Simpson family, have a lot in common. Both share a deep, committed religiosity. Both have glasses. Above all, both are world-historically dull: Their idea of a raucous Saturday night is one spent playing […]

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Who Said It: Vivek Ramaswamy or Dwight Schrute?

Republican presidential candidate Vivek Ramaswamy is annoying. With the exception of Donald Trump, who adores him because he often sounds like Donald Trump, no one seems to like him. The Office’s Dwight Schrute, assistant to the regional manager and one of the most obnoxious characters in TV history, shares Ramaswamy’s gift for getting on the […]

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Who Said It: Josh Hawley or Ron Swanson?

Earlier this year, Missouri Senator Josh Hawley published Manhood: The Masculine Virtues America Needs, dedicated to curing what ails his countrymen (liberalism, mostly, but also “emasculating” work like teaching). Hawley thus joins a long line of mansplainers, from Jordan Peterson to Parks and Recreation’s Ron Swanson, the libertarian head of the TV show’s titular department. […]

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