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Who Said It: Rudy Giuliani or Barry Zuckerkorn?

Rudy Giuliani is a fascist, a creep, and a pathetic, craven, evil little man. He’s also a truly terrible and incompetent lawyer. He shares the last quality (and a proclivity toward perversion) with Barry Zuckerkorn, the Bluth family’s defense attorney on Arrested Development. See if you can tell which moronic lawyer said what.

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“Just Like the Ones I Used to Know…”

Why? Let us count the ways. First, speakers traditionally work their way up, slowly building relationships, doing favors, raising money. Jordan has surely done some of that, but it’s not his real calling card. His real calling card is that he’s a right-wing media star who has made himself memorable and notable with his obnoxious […]

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Who Said It: Mike Johnson or Ned Flanders?

Mike Johnson, the Louisiana representative who became speaker of the House in late October, and Ned Flanders, the “diddly”-spewing neighbor of the Simpson family, have a lot in common. Both share a deep, committed religiosity. Both have glasses. Above all, both are world-historically dull: Their idea of a raucous Saturday night is one spent playing […]

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Who Said It: Vivek Ramaswamy or Dwight Schrute?

Republican presidential candidate Vivek Ramaswamy is annoying. With the exception of Donald Trump, who adores him because he often sounds like Donald Trump, no one seems to like him. The Office’s Dwight Schrute, assistant to the regional manager and one of the most obnoxious characters in TV history, shares Ramaswamy’s gift for getting on the […]

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