Alright, Valentine’s Day is coming sooner than you think, you procrastinating jabroni. Try as we might to pretend that we’re judging, the truth is that we’ve all been in Crunch Time before, desperately trying to identify a gift that will say just the right sweet nothings to our awaiting beloved, and none of the wrong […]
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The Best Gift Ideas for a Cool Person You Just Started Dating
Valentine’s Day is just around the corner—and while it can be kinda exciting to spend it with a new boo, it can also strike fear. What should you gift someone who has only just become an actual someone to you? Meaning, a few months ago, they were just a contact in your phone with a […]
Read MoreThe Best Gifts for Women, According to 19 Hot Girls
Here’s the thing, buddy [dismounts mechanical bull], all our lady friends are hot. Every last one of ‘em, for as it is written in the Book of Thotness, the chief requirements for being a Hot Girl are 1) identifying as a woman, and 2) being a rad woman—meaning, the kind of woman you can trust […]
Read MoreAugustinus Bader’s Ridiculously Popular Skincare Now Comes in an XL Bottle
Every day, It feels like a fancy new skincare company is born. This is not inherently bad; the capitalist bald eagle living deep inside us loves innovation, and proudly seeks the thrill of uncorking a new face serum to pamper our pores and boost our serotonin levels. We proudly live by the universal healthy skin […]
Read MoreThe Best Gifts for a Long-Term Girlfriend, Boyfriend, or Partner
What are the gifts that are surefire ways to impress your loved ones for the holidays? Well, there’s always furniture (heavily branded by their favorite designer labels), prime picks from the metaphorical pumpkin spice patch, or sex toys for, shall we say, “unconventional” desires. The stress of holiday shopping is enough to have someone ripping […]
Read MoreThe Best Gifts for Your Wife or Girlfriend (That Feel Thoughtful)
When it comes to the holidays, the best gifts in life—love, friendship, and a cure for IBS—can’t be bought. But the coolest ones can, as evidenced by a these Grateful Dead-themed luxury chocolates. That’s the kind of energy your partner deserves, and it’s why we’ve made you a smorgasbord of presents to shower your lady […]
Read MoreThe Best Gifts for a Cool Person You Just Started Dating
The holidays are just around the corner—and while it can be kinda exciting to spend it with a new boo, it can also strike fear. What should you gift someone who has only just become an actual someone to you? Meaning, a few months ago, they were just a contact in your phone with a […]
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