Tag: Donald Trump Jr.

Book Publishing’s Next Battle: Conservative Authors

Before 2024—or, god forbid, 2028—Tom Cotton will almost certainly publish a book. The Arkansas senator’s first book—Sacred Duty, published by HarperCollins’s William Morrow imprint in 2019—was a portrait of the Old Guard, which serves in Arlington National Cemetery. Cotton was a member of the Old Guard in between tours of duty in Iraq and Afghanistan, […]

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Donald Trump Jr.’s Mongolia Trip to Kill an Endangered Sheep Costs Taxpayers Nearly $77,000

Photo: Caitlin O’Hara (Getty Images) I don’t know where Donald Trump Jr. lands on the asshole scale but I have to assume it’s pretty high. Like, I don’t know what level of asshole you have to be to fly to Mongolia to kill a sheep—an endangered sheep, at that—who is just chilling, looking for salt and […]

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Could Hunter Biden Cost His Father the Election?

As soon as Joe Biden reclaimed his position as the front-runner for the Democratic nomination, the right set its sights once more on his son Hunter. Two days after Biden’s South Carolina victory, Senator Ron Johnson of Wisconsin announced that he would soon subpoena the first witness in a Republican Senate probe into Hunter Biden’s […]

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Could Trump Spark a New Balkan Ethnic War?

As it struggles to manage the coronavirus crisis, the White House has begun casting around for policy victories that could fortify President Trump’s re-election chances. It has set its sights on a corner of the world that hasn’t topped American news cycles in some two decades—and which, if Trump has his way, may yet break down […]

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Donald Trump, Jr. Gets Clowned For Channeling Johnnie Cochran’s Famous O.J. Simpson Defense Regarding His Pappy’s Impeachment Acquittal

Donald Trump, Jr. compares his father’s fugazi impeachment acquittal to the trial of the century.Photo: Getty Images Is this another messy AF case of cultural appropriation? Or is it dead-on comparison? (Pun intended.) Whatever it is, can someone please get these people a copy of Social Media for Dummies? Advertisement In an asinine attempt to […]

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Kid Rock Paid Tribute To Kobe Bryant By Killing A Deer With A Rifle Named After The Basketball Player

For the last week, Kobe Bryant’s shocking death has been mourned by fans, friends, and fellow athletes across the world. Everyone is commemorating the basketball player in their own way. Lil Wayne added a moment of silence on his recent album Funeral, while Wiz Khalifa and Charlie Puth performed “See You Again” in his honor […]

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Kellyanne Conway and Don Jr. Gentrify MLK Day With Raisin and Mayo-Laced Bullshit

Photo: Alex Wong (Getty Images) Much like cornrows, hips, lips, asses and black men who play basketball, white people love some Martin Luther King Jr. Once a year, they co-opt the holiday observed in his name and act like they loved him his whole life. Studies taken by Me and Me, more formally called Me […]

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