Tag: bahamas

An Open Letter to the Bahamas from America’s ‘Very Bad’ Gangsters and Drug Dealers

Photo: Alex Wong (Getty Images) Dearest Bahamians, First, as the official spokesperson representing the Greater Association of Ne’er-do-wells, Goons, Shitbags and Thieves of America (GANGSTA), a consortium of America’s worst crooks, I would like to offer my condolences and best wishes on your recovery from Hurricane Dorian. We pray that the people of the Bahamas […]

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Trump Administration Reportedly Won’t Offer Temporary Protected Status to Bahamians Displaced by Hurricane Dorian

Two women cry after arriving at the Port of Palm Beach on the cruise ship Grand Celebration Sept. 7, 2019, in West Palm Beach, Fla. The ship arrived with hundreds of evacuees impacted by Hurricane Dorian in the Bahamas.Photo: Saul Martinez (Getty) Looks like Donald Trump’s fears of “very bad people” when it comes to […]

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Trump Leery of ‘Very Bad Gang Members, Drug Dealers’ Entering U.S. as Hurricane Dorian Evacuees Seek Refuge

Photo: Win McNamee (Getty Images) In the face of unspeakable tragedy, the president of the United States is supposed to serve as a source of both unwavering strength and empathy. Yet since his inauguration in 2017, Donald Trump has only proven himself to be heartless and loud at the most inappropriate times. In the immediate […]

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Trump Leery of ‘Very Bad Gang Members, Drug Dealers’ Entering US as Hurricane Dorian Evacuees Seek Refuge

Photo: Win McNamee (Getty Images) In the face of unspeakable tragedy, the president of the United States is supposed to serve as a source of both unwavering strength and empathy. Yet since his inauguration in 2017, Donald Trump has only proven himself to be heartless and loud at the most inappropriate times. In the immediate […]

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At Least 100 Bahamians Forced Off Boat Headed to U.S. Because They Didn’t Have Visas

Photo: Jose Jimenez (Getty Images) Adding to what is undoubtedly a deeply traumatic experience—losing one’s home and upending any sense of safety and normalcy—many evacuated Bahamians bound for Florida in the aftermath of Hurricane Dorian were told they could not enter the United States without proper paperwork, and reportedly as many as 130—women, men, children—disembarked […]

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This Is the Dumbest White House Scandal in History and Trump Can’t Let It Go

Welcome to Day Six of one of the dumbest White House scandals in history, driven by Donald Trump’s fierce determination to prove he was right about Dorian. Trump has continued all week to harp on the debunked “fact” he tweeted Sunday that the hurricane would affect Alabama, and insisted he would’ve had the state’s back […]

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