UFOs? Bigfoot? The moon landing?
Like most reasonable Americans who believe they’re receiving coded messages through their dental fillings, I have questions.
But thanks to former President Donald Trump, we now know the truth is out there. And it has probably been declassified.
In a Wednesday night interview with Fox News’ Sean Hannity – who I believe is actually Walter Cronkite, alive and well following extensive plastic surgery – Trump addressed the FBI investigation into boxes of classified documents removed from his home/golf club in Florida. He said none of the material was classified, because he had declassified it … in his mind.