“Every time I see an Angels highlight it’s like “Mike Trout hit three homes runs and raised his average to .528 while Shohei Ohtani did something that hasn’t been done since ‘Tungsten Arm’ O’Doyle of the 1921 Akron Groomsmen, as the Tigers defeated the Angels 8-3,” it reads.
Hilarious. AND IT’S TRUE ALL THE TIME!
Well, we had ourselves another Tungsten Arm O’Doyle game Thursday night.
The Angels tied a Major League record with SEVEN solo dingers — yes, Ohtani hit one — but somehow they LOST THE GAME! TO THE HAPLESS A’s!
This is absurd. And with Mike Trout no longer a lock to play all the time with health concerns — he’s gone over 130 games played twice in the past six years — things are just dismal.
Maybe they really should have traded Ohtani and started from scratch.
Quick hits: Free Brittney Griner. … NFL preseason football! … Happy International Beer Day! … and more.