Trevor Noah Roasts Joe Biden for ‘No Malarkey’ Slogan

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Trevor Noah and other late-night hosts made fun of former Vice President Joseph R. Biden Jr.’s new presidential campaign slogan, “No Malarkey,” which Biden unveiled during a tour of Iowa.

It didn’t strike Noah as much of a rallying cry, and besides, he’s not sure what it means.

“Is Joe Biden’s slogan really going to be ‘No Malarkey’? That’s your slogan? ‘Yes we can!’ ‘Make America great again!’ ‘No malarkey’? What does that word even mean? It sounds like the dish your vegan cousin serves at Thanksgiving: ‘It’s not turkey, it’s malarkey! The main ingredient is mold! Namaste.’” — TREVOR NOAH

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Noah also took Biden to task for a public display of affection with his wife, Jill, during an Iowa campaign stop. As she addressed a crowd onstage, Biden nibbled at her finger.

“Look, I actually think this was a cute moment between a couple. But it would be cuter if it was at home, instead of in the middle of a rally. That makes it a little bit weird. Nibbling your wife’s fingers, it’s all about context.” — TREVOR NOAH

Jimmy Kimmel and Jimmy Fallon recapped the nationwide shopping-from-home bonanza that is Cyber Monday.

“Today is Cyber Monday, which is followed tomorrow by Someone-Stole-the-Blender-From-My-Porch Tuesday.” — JIMMY KIMMEL

“Well, you guys, today is Cyber Monday. All across the country, people spent the day ordering a bunch of crap online in their underwear — then remembered it was Cyber Monday.” — JIMMY FALLON

“Amazon had all kinds of great deals on speakers, cameras, smart TVs, voice assistants and a bunch of other stuff that secretly records people having sex.” — JIMMY FALLON

In a poll conducted by The Economist and YouGov, a majority of Republicans said they considered President Trump a better leader than Abraham Lincoln. A number of late-night hosts were appalled, but Kimmel’s response might have taken the cake.

“Trump isn’t even a better president than Daniel Day-Lewis pretending to be Abraham Lincoln.” — JIMMY KIMMEL

“Chris Christie was dining with Donald Trump on Valentine’s Day 2017, and Trump told him: ‘Now that we fired Michael Flynn, the Russia thing is over.’ And I don’t know which is more embarrassing: the fact that Trump thought he was in the clear in 2017, or that Donald Trump and Chris Christie spent Valentine’s Day together.” — JIMMY KIMMEL

“This is a crazy story: In New Jersey, someone found a message in a bottle from 1907. Yeah, the note said: ‘The Jets suck.’” — CONAN O’BRIEN

Did you know that the “dark web” has its own version of Cyber Monday? Conan O’Brien and his team are here to educate you about it.

John Mulaney spun the “Tonight Show’s” Wheel of Opinions and offered impromptu takes on random topics. (On mistletoe: It’s a “perverted garnish over the door. I don’t want to see it, I don’t want to hear about it.”)

The writer Ta-Nehisi Coates, known for his writings on race and inequality, recently released his first novel, “The Water Dancer.” He will speak to Noah on Tuesday.

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