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“The president does not drink, so he celebrated St. Patrick’s Day by tweeting like the manic leprechaun-artist he is,” Jimmy Kimmel said on Monday’s Kimmel Live. Among Sunday’s barrage of 29 tweets were two attacking, once again, late-night hosts. “And besides the fact that Trump hinting that the FCC should look into censoring late-night comedy shows because he doesn’t like us making jokes about him is genuinely disturbing — this is what Vladimir Putin and Kim Jong Un do — what might be the craziest part is the episode of Saturday Night Live he was tweeting about … not only was it a rerun, it was a rerun of their Christmas episode,” Kimmel said. “He does know it’s not Christmas, right?”

And “the idea that late-night shows are colluding with Russia is ridiculous,” Kimmel said. “I mean, I know I’m not colluding with Russia.” He threw to his writers’ room, which confirmed the lack of collusion with a unanimous “nyet.”

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“Late-night shows colluding with Russia — that is insane, and completely paranoid,” Stephen Colbert agreed on The Late Show. And, of course, he had to alert Moscow that Trump was onto him, earning a turnip. Sunday’s tweetstorm generally suggests Trump “might have carpal thumbal, or mental illness, or a need to distract us from something else more Mueller-y,” he suggested.

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There’s “so much going on” with those late-night tweets, Trevor Noah said at The Daily Show. For example, “it’s interesting how he only complains about jokes that are about him. Like, he’s never said, ‘Leave my children alone!’ In fact, he’s probably like, ‘Hello, SNL, do you take submissions? I have a few Eric jokes I could send.’ And also, what does he mean, late-night shows are colluding with Russia? Really? The country that’s famously known for their sense of humor? … Also, we’re colluding with the Democrats? What does that mean? They’re the only people less funny than the Russians! You think comedy shows are getting material from these guys?” He made a persuasive case. Watch below. Peter Weber

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